Want to Buy My Sweat Stained Yoga Mat?

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Yes, hot yoga is a thing, a terrible, horrible, torturous thing. I’m still not sure what possessed me to try it out, I’ve chosen to disown that part of my psyche. I got a free hot yoga class with my local gym membership so at least it did not cost me much to add 1 more thing to the list of things I hate with the burning passion of a thousand suns. I’m now the proud owner of a sweat stained yoga mat that will sit in my garage and collect dust for all eternity or until the world explodes, whichever comes first.

To begin with I did what any sane person would do after signing up for a hot yoga class and that is, a search on the internet for “best cheap hot yoga mat review”. I had no idea that there were so many choices of yoga mat out there. Being a yoga newbie of course I did not really know what to look for in a yoga mat so I bought there first one I saw. This was my second mistake, as signing up for the class at all was my first.

After spending half an hour in a furnace full of body odor and what I am assuming is the smell of 30 souls being crushed I realized that not only is this horrible but the yoga mat you choose actually makes a difference. Not only did my yoga mat not absorb any of the close to 7000 gallons of salty sweat I was pouring onto it, it also stuck to my skin like a hot leather seat. After bathing in the pool of sweat that had accumulated in the center of my mat I would then be forced to return to a standing position and peel my skin off the mat for the eightieth time. I say all that to give you this one helpful tidbit, hot yoga is just not for me!

Read this – Body on Yoga

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